dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
"I put the gay thing in my hand but I do not give it the power to make me gay."