DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
|Me:||I'm in me mum's car|
|Bae:||My parents aren't home|
I’m in tears she forted like twice
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money