The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
I am 300% done with you guys.
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Trust fall
I’m laughing too much at this
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
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Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.
Just when I thought I’d seen everything
Face battling your ass
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do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
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